Don't Be So Scared

shubbabang:

this was a lot funnier at 3 am

(via noxification)

Using a mouse for the first time on my laptop

EVERYTHING’S SO HANDS-OFF. I FEEL LIKE I HAVE SO MUCH MOTOR CONTROL.

…

WHAT DO I DO WITH MY LEFT HAND???

qrookedqueer:

‘kay so why then are you not seen as a creep for inquiring as to my genitalia and other Private Property (OF MINE), but I’m a creep just for wanting to piss in the same bathroom as you???

(via stopheterophobia)

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency

YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

(via skyestrumpet)

muddypetticoats:

whatwhiteswillneverknow:

How to use your white privilege

If the “passing privilege” person is looking at this blog, this is one thing you can do, if you’re up to it.

Reblogging for excellence.

(via skyestrumpet)

bendydicky:

This site has chest binders for 16 dollars and free shipping. I know people have limited money and I felt like this was worth sharing. 

(via stopheterophobia)

saunteredvaguelyonline:

sleepgradient liked your post: soystrawberries replied to your post: fic that…

i c u there, fucker

t(^u^)t

good, i wanted you to, ya shit

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

venipede:

can we please understand that “depressed” is an actual emotion as well as a mental disorder

just because you say you feel depressed one day doesn’t mean you’re claiming to have depression and it’s an actual emotion and if you say “i’m feeling depressed today” is absolutely okay because it is in fact a mood and a clinical disorder

This post? This is a very important post. 

…i just wanna say that this idea makes me really uncomfortable? As a person who’s had depression, it makes me feel really weird when people throw the word depressed around, especially when they’re just saying “x happened today and it made me feel depressed” when they really mean that they just got upset or something like that.

It hurts me because then it makes the mental illness that i’ve had seem less valid and less important. Like, yeah, i’m aware that you saying that isn’t you claiming to have depression. However, when i hear people using “depressed” as an emotion rather than an illness, then it makes me feel as though you view depression as just a massive case of the sads, when really it’s not that at all.

Also there are a lot of other words that you could use that a) still say (perhaps more adequately) what you actually mean and b) don’t make depression sound less serious than it actually is. Such as: 

• sad
• upset
• unhappy
• distressed
• discouraged
• dejected
• despondant
• glum
• grim
• let down

So I guess what i’m saying is that next time you wanna use “depressed” to mean an emotion rather than a mental illness, then take a moment to think about it please?

(via zoesinyoface)

stopheterophobia:

In the past few weeks I’ve tried to watch all the queer movies that I can, and what I’ve discovered is this:

If we’re lucky enough to have a film made about us, it’s still not made for us.